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# Sherpas climb mountains every day,
but you never see them at extreme sports events.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# that's a bloody good point.
anyway, i like it when it's slow. gives you time to look at everything, maybe spazz a little, make yourself a cup of tea or crack open a cold refreshing beer without missing everything.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# well, if they do it every day, they won't think it's extreme,
so they'll never think of entering. they probably think synchronised knitting is an extreme sport (and they'd be right)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# But Tony Hawk skateboards every day,
and he's always at the bloody things.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# What Tony Hawkes
the author?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Hmph
You've just reminded me that the copy of Round Ireland With a Fridge that I leant to my mate eight months ago is still missing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Puh! Get it back
that's the best one!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# someone loaned that to me, insisting i read it
i dutifully forced myself to read some of it, but in the end gave it back to him unfinished - i just couldn't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh
I quite liked it. Fairly inane, but cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah
you might accidentally prang yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# are you a mountain goat then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Not right now,
but out of preference, yes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)