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# Well ladies, and gents
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ummm
summat aint right here - linky not worky :o(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# I concur.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# fuck
sorry!

sidebottom is my machine on the network - giz a sec - oops!!

edit: should be ok now

*slaps drunken forehead - but not too hard*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# At least....
... you didn't post your FTP password...

/idiocy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# pah
who needs FTP when the web server is within kicking distance? ;-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# sidebottom ?
name it yourself ? or network adminy person having fun thinking up names ?

Currently, mine is Godzilla, and previously (under the simpsons theme that lasted about 6 months) I had millhouse and grandad :O)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# named it
after Frank Sidebottom :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# aha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I saw Frank Sidebottom live once.

*100% of FACT*


He was actually really good. Along with little Frank of course.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# if i had my way
all my computers would be called marchant

currently, it's just this one. a few of the others are called brak, ursula, granddad (8086) and sparc (because if you've got a sparc you want to fucking well show off about it (dunt work though))
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I tried knicking some old sparcs
out of the skip at the back of the uni when I was there (the stuff they threw out - would have had a rack-mount cabinet with glass dor and everything if it'd been just a wee bit lighter and tube-able). Some git got there before me :o(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# you`re
obviously not so pan-dimensional that you can travel through time then
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# aha! yes of course
I hadn't thought of using my pan-dimensional warping abilities to go back and pre-empt the bugger !

back soon

(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# darnit!
or, in the words of my gf, arsebiscuits. Apparently this is the old one of all the infinite alternate dimensions where the uni IT dept is stupid enough to throw out useable kit. Just have to make do with what I've got I suppose :o)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Hah!
My local uni does the same thing! But my mum's a librarian, so I get a nice heads up. I always get their first :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# edinburgh used to send a mail round
i know a few people who got some quality shit. mine came from a lovely b3tan though!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I know a few places that auction off old computers too.
I have no real need for them - I just use them to make me feel powerful.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i don't like powerful computers
just weird ones
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# My two are hansel and gretel.
I lack imagination.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Sorted....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# coola
boola!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# aaaaaaargh!
its so goatse esque! *sob* *curls up in fetal position*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# it was only recently i realised there's two main pics on goatse
the second one's not so intense, but only by a small margin
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# you've looked that closely !?!
I admit it, you are a braver man than I
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# it was after smirny advised me that goatse (wo)man was a hermaphrodite
well, i had to make sure he was telling the truth. then i saw the link to "the giver"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# he was saying something about that
tonight - THE GIVER???????????????????????
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# thanks
for that, curiosity got the better of me and now I feel all icky. "the giver" must get a bit lightheaded when he gets excited considering the bloodloss...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# did you see the whole gallery?
Gruesome...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# no, i stopped there, thanks :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Hah!
I've viewed the whole gallery!

..does that make me bumgay?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# no
it merely implies that you are probably now severely mentally scarred and need immediate psychological treatment ;o)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Pah!
Nothing new there then :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# oh and this is a good warning image..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# MUST
resist clicking on that link.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)
# The full set.....
... is very disturbing *shudders*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# cool piccies
seems a good time was had by all :o)

you take a digicam with you to take those ?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I took
my bird`s Olympus C-220 - a really nice digital camera I think
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# anyway ladies
I`m off to bed now with my patented hangover prevention mechanism....


... sleep, and if you wake up hungover, go back to sleep

nighty night!

goatse goatse goatse!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# 'night.......
.... I'm off too.... 'night all......
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)