
...they are all ugly little pink bags of shite.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:53,
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...I would first have to convince a woman to have sex with me.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:55,
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because later they sprout wings and feathers and fly away, or get eaten by cats. It's the others that are icky and smell funny.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:55,
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...anything that provides a source of food for our evil cat overlords must be good.
;)
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:56,
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;)

I'm a "lady". Shhhh, Don't tell anyone.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:03,
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show us your norks!
incidentally, you have a front page now.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:17,
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incidentally, you have a front page now.