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# it flew off.
i could have killed it, but i felt momentarily fluffy, and therefore mercyful.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Ahh
You show signs of weakness. I HAVE NONE.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# do you walk down the street,
occasionally pointing at people, announcing "YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS" and start bludgeoning them with a cricket bat?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# don't
you?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i use padded baseball bats
leaves less dents in the skull and takes longer to kill, meaning the thrill of bludgeoning is extended.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I shall try that.
I will not thankyou for this tip, as politeness is a weakness, and I HAVE NONE.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# you have a weakness
your inability to think of that before him/her

YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Noooo
Ok. That's my one weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# But by admitting my weakness
That's another weakness. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
YOU ARE WEAK! DESTROY!
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# weakness piss.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# you just admitted to having a weakness.
thats another weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Pointing out
that admitting you have a weakness is a weakness is a weakness.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i have lots of weaknesses.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Having lots of weaknesses
is...







...not a weakness.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I have many.
but i do my best to cover them up...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# ...what is this thing
you humans call... "love"..?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# why do you touch me there?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# he wants his
crisps back :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it's our special secret
and mummy and daddy can't ever know...
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# You can
love too much...
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# s'funny
the judge said *exactly* the same thing in his summing-up.
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I know
i did.

/M'lud
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Daddy drinks because
you cry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# daddy drank!
"i just wanted you know son, that i could kill you in your sleep... all you gotta have is the will to do it, and quiet shoes...

...and son?

...these are very quiet shoes"
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# I now know
why you cry...

(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# .....its because im stood on your foot.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Would you mind awfully,
if you moved off it?
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yes.
it's my turn. come on tom, fair's fair.
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# yes.
youre going to stand there until you enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)