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# do you have
any bourbon biscuits in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# mmm
he used to live down the end of my street. whatshisname. in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Uh,
the biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Steve Bourbon?
or was that his brother......
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yup.
Prof. Bourbon, number 66. Stank of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# How ironic.
You'd think he'd be more of a Jack Daniels man.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's like
ten thousand spoons on your wedding day.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# No
that's just Argos fucking up the wedding list again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# A free ride
when all you need is meeting his beautiful wife.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# not tonight josephine
but i am partial to one now and then...

i currently stock both plain and milk chocolate tunnocks, half a pack each of mcvities digestives and ginger nut, and a large packet of as yet unopened rich tea

biscuit inventory complete.

why?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you realise that with a packet
of tunnocks you can 'shop my idea of many months ago as 'tunnorks'. Should you be arsed of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i can't be arsed : )
of course...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# bugger. Have to
do it meself then. But *pause* haven't I given the game away?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# well i won't tell anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)