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# fuck you all
wanna fucking go fuck you fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# that's nice dear...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# do you have
any bourbon biscuits in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# mmm
he used to live down the end of my street. whatshisname. in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Uh,
the biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Steve Bourbon?
or was that his brother......
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yup.
Prof. Bourbon, number 66. Stank of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# How ironic.
You'd think he'd be more of a Jack Daniels man.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's like
ten thousand spoons on your wedding day.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# No
that's just Argos fucking up the wedding list again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# A free ride
when all you need is meeting his beautiful wife.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# not tonight josephine
but i am partial to one now and then...

i currently stock both plain and milk chocolate tunnocks, half a pack each of mcvities digestives and ginger nut, and a large packet of as yet unopened rich tea

biscuit inventory complete.

why?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you realise that with a packet
of tunnocks you can 'shop my idea of many months ago as 'tunnorks'. Should you be arsed of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i can't be arsed : )
of course...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# bugger. Have to
do it meself then. But *pause* haven't I given the game away?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# well i won't tell anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# evening
fucko
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# well hi there.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# weugh!
kittens
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# need fucking beer fuck ing geer
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# gottle o' geer?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# are you sure you haven't had enough already?

have a cookie instead.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# no need more
feelleelojngn depressed, need beer to froget girlfrined who anitnt tfufkcing in touch, ov eher but does eshse love me? thijnkn nj9ot
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Have a wank and a cry.
It's the b3tan way!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# looking at your spelling mistakes
i'd say you have drank too much

Drink some more. It will sober you up
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Oi! Fucknut!
What's the craic with Az?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# pointy metal guitar tom
doesn't like sars?
oh i read it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# se4ars
i dont like sears., thewy fucking wreck my relqtionship.l fucking bqstards, i fucking hqtw them, tyhwey dto p m e seeing my girlfriende, fucing cunts
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# so
what are sears? excuse my ignorance. i've been here a mere 16 days

edit: its probably something i should know already
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# fucking wont let me speak to my girelrf ffrien
aandf fof ro thst theyu dedeserve to die
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that's easy for
you to say.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Drink 3 pints of cooking sherry
and it'll be easy for you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yeah. in
hostible :)

/absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# It's an American department store.
I don't know of anything i can relate it to for ya though.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Sears are an american
chain store. Tom's bird works in one of them and he's not allowed to talk to her while she's working. Apparently.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# You can take your pointy metal guitar and
stick it up your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hello fucktard
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Erudite and to the point
Not
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Oh yes. Nicely co-ordinated. Unlike some...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# And the queen mother of all giraffeeees
hur hur hur
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# That arrr lubberly
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Woo, Its Babs Cartland the Bear!
Suits you sir/fadam
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Glad you enjoyed the quiz!
Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# i took it
i sucked at it,
but i liked it.

so yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# i did,
but i only got nine.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# cockwankwtuctfuck?
Oh, just the tepid 'fuck you all' tonight then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Too drunk
I assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# look at
that castle!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# fuck you too
you fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)