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# Is he cooking pasta?
is it al dente?
(mrfalafel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Al
fucking Dente?!

The Manbear eats his pasta RAW!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)
# no
he is not vicious! Only misunderstood. When in company he eats his pasta quietly and without growling, most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)
# He is forever
fighting against his natural urges.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)
# A metaphor...
...for men everywhere.

Well, me at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)
# tip:
Putting your face in the bowl is bad. As is "saving" bits in your beard for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# spoilsport!
the best thing about haveing a beard is being able to save some soup for later on when you are peckish again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I give mine a good going over with a nit comb


To get the food out, I dont have beard nits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)