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# uh
not really.

*sniffle*

I have lots more drugs now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yay
for drugs. More drugs. I'm sure everything will be fine. My wedding day was traumatic, to say the least. My stag-night consisted of a bottle of beer at the children's ward, and the wedding was held in two halves: half at the church and half at the hospital (my wife's son was critically ill, now recovered, thankfully).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# oh bloody hell
that's putting in perspective! I'm glad he's okay now, but crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Indeed
And we had to cancel the honeymoon. My bride-to-be arrived sobbing at the church, my best man had broken his leg in three places snowboarding in Andorra a month prior to the wedding (he's already a foot shorter than me as it is), my ushers and best man couldn't find the church, the boot of the hired Mercedes wouldn't close and had to be held down with sellotape, and my mother had a furious row with my uncle.

Ah. Traumatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# you'll be saying the wedding disco dj didn't
have 'Come on Eileen' next.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
... funny you should say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)