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# _surely_ this has been done..

anyhoo - morning all ! my second day as a b3tan begins..
(easymistake, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# HA!
You'll never leave.

YOU'LL
NEVER
LEAVE!

*gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Its right you know.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Oho! "It" the cat's mother?
No wait, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Its
*AM* the cat mother
(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# a-ha ha!
Foolish one!

(Cack;les and runs off a second time)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Morning Dr. PK
Has your little flare-up calmed down?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# uh
not really.

*sniffle*

I have lots more drugs now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yay
for drugs. More drugs. I'm sure everything will be fine. My wedding day was traumatic, to say the least. My stag-night consisted of a bottle of beer at the children's ward, and the wedding was held in two halves: half at the church and half at the hospital (my wife's son was critically ill, now recovered, thankfully).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# oh bloody hell
that's putting in perspective! I'm glad he's okay now, but crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Indeed
And we had to cancel the honeymoon. My bride-to-be arrived sobbing at the church, my best man had broken his leg in three places snowboarding in Andorra a month prior to the wedding (he's already a foot shorter than me as it is), my ushers and best man couldn't find the church, the boot of the hired Mercedes wouldn't close and had to be held down with sellotape, and my mother had a furious row with my uncle.

Ah. Traumatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# you'll be saying the wedding disco dj didn't
have 'Come on Eileen' next.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
... funny you should say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Morning!
Kittens are always a good way to start the day!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I'm gunna go now but i'll be back oh i'll be back alright!!!!!
(cackles and runs off)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)