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# Last year I found the best way to get men to do hoovering
you get a screwdriver and remove a component. Then you go to the man and say 'this fell off the hoover - can you fix it?' Then you go shopping for a couple of hours. When you come back then the carpets are spotless because Man is trying to convince you that the hoover works so much better now he's 'fixed' it.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# like i would have a clue
how to put anything back together again.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# that's when part 2 of the plan kicks in
man will never admit defeat but may buy a new dyson or similar on the basis of "there's no point me fixing that one, it's crap anyway".
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That is the most devious
plan ever devised.

Woo to you!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# It can backfire -
Men have a tolerence to dirty carpets, women it seems don't. You may well find yourself hopping down the shops to buy a new dyson hoover after a month or so of, "Yeah sure I will go just after the footie/documentry/pub vist etc etc
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)