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From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# noooooooooo
not the precious porn
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# if you want porn,
watch a porn channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Men and Hoovers
would be a very unusual porn channel, though.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# you
suck it cuts
(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# followed
by an episode of Casualty, methinks
(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)
# there was a legend at my high school
about a guy in the year above who had a verey nasty porn/hoover related "incident"... The teachers related it to the classes lest anyone else try it, they tried not to say who it was but we all knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I don't think I want to know
how you knew.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# bravo
wooyay
(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# That's not Men and Hoovers!
It's Simply Home.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# That's my fave so far
that is :)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# thats ace.
really ace. woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# arf
class in a glass, very good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Last year I found the best way to get men to do hoovering
you get a screwdriver and remove a component. Then you go to the man and say "this fell off the hoover - can you fix it?" Then you go shopping for a couple of hours. When you come back then the carpets are spotless because Man is trying to convince you that the hoover works so much better now he's "fixed" it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# like i would have a clue
how to put anything back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# that's when part 2 of the plan kicks in
man will never admit defeat but may buy a new dyson or similar on the basis of "there's no point me fixing that one, it's crap anyway".
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That is the most devious
plan ever devised.

Woo to you!
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# It can backfire -
Men have a tolerence to dirty carpets, women it seems don't. You may well find yourself hopping down the shops to buy a new dyson hoover after a month or so of, "Yeah sure I will go just after the footie/documentry/pub vist etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)