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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Hee hee
took me far far too long...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Oh Gawd,
another football joke. Nope, once again, I don't get it.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# he looks like he's a drunk uncle
dancing badly at a wedding reception. With seagulls flapping round his head.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# a drunkle
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# yes
yes, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# It's a haircut joke.
About seagulls.
(Amerella, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# What, as in A Flock of Seaguls?
I got off with the drummer once.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# haircut 100
?
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# was he on the same bus as you then?
must have been tricky getting his bass drum up those stairs...


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# He had very bad breath.
We snogged for what seemed like a bloody eternity, but the sceurity camera shows as 1 minute 15 seconds. Then I told him I had to go to the loo and disappeared.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Eh?
You got a timing from a security camera?

Is this a habit?

Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Well, I worked in the venue.
We used to make compilations videosfrom the security tapes. The best one was Ben out of Everything But The Girl having a wazz and writing his name on the wall in pee with serifs.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# There was a teacher
at my school who had a bass drum permanently jammed in the back seat of his car. And he didnm't even play. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# You must
tell all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# When the seagulls, follow the trawler...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)