buy a kitten
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Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36,
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or at least shop one!
:OP
edit - Ooh look, there's lots here: www.barnesy.org/kittenator/
/spam (but new and improved)
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barnesy,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36,
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i already have 3 cats
no space for more
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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:37,
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if you have 3 cats
what you need is an alligator. bloodbath fun a-plenty.
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100% of Gibbon,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:38,
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I recommend Gnus.
Lots of gnus.
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supermoore: HUNG,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42,
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seconded.
the mighty wildebeest is a most life-affirming creature. unlike the pangolin. but i would select a pangolin too (you could use it to clean your back in the bath).
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100% of Gibbon,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:45,
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STAMPEDE!
hurrah.
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bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47,
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