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# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# finally,
people who remember the context of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I don't remember
the context of it, I've just heard it on here so often
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# did you ever play
Daley thompsons decathalon?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I've never
even heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# it was a sports simulation
and in order to compete at any event, from shot putt to hurdles, you had to waggle the joystick rapidly from left to right.
and the faster you "waggled" the better you did.

there were many many games like this
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i remember a game called
STAG


if you know of the game i refer to, you will laugh, if you don't then i'm not going to explain
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I'm no good
at that sort of thing... I lack the stamina in my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I half-know the context of it
i know it's something to do with Patrick Moore - but i've no idea why
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# he was
the Gamesmaster in the program imaginitively called Gamesmaster. It was hosted my Dominic someone (my brain can only supply Dominic Diamond right now, which is way off) who in my formative years I believed to be the very essence of sexy-maleness...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# it was dominic diamond
he was a cunt

he was followed by dexter fletcher

also a cunt
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# now I recognise my confusion...
I was thinking I was thinking of Dustin Diamond, who playes Screech in Saved by the Bell...

and when i was about 12 I used to fancy Dexter Fletcher in Press Gang...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ah yes
screetch

also a cunt, along with zak

i think i hate everyone today, it's great
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# if you don't start being a bit more friendly
I'm going to suffocate you in my cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# best

threat

ever
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# good.
being friendly is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# someone asked
"gamesmaster, how do i get off level one of mario?"

and then someone, lumpbucket methinks, replied with that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# aahhhh
I get it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Delayed mind piss
Too quick for my typing
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I'm too quick
for a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)