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# The demons from Axel's subconscious viciously destroyed anyone who had ever opposed him


Then they killed him and sold his corpse.
(Kalmazoo702, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# marry me
our children would be wonderful
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# corpses aqre full of organs
they're the most profitable part.

then they mince up your gristle and boil it down into sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# really?
I thort McDonalds bought them up...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# do
they have a Moog? I quite fancy a Moog
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# moogs rock
FACT

mmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooogggggg
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# vork
I like you.

That is all.

. o O ( Spectrum, Amiga, Moog, guitars... )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# that's all well and good
but hearing another man saying he likes me is quite frankly terrifying
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# in
a non-bumgay way


... I always forget to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# the hate-o-tron
will sort them out :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What a lovley tale.
However: THREADJACK
look at this triggur.org/costume/mech/ he's only gone and made himself a jap-style robot dog thing costume
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Haven't
we all
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Oh, come on
that was in last weeks newsletter, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# apologies if it was
i dont read it as i am usually a bit busy.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah I think it's GC
Not that it isn't hilariously good though..
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I love that thing.
The best part is how INTENSE he looks. All of his expressions convey "Look at me! Look at me in my FUCKING ROBOTIC DOG COSTUME!".

Unfortunately, YOU ARE LATE.
(Kalmazoo702, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# My favourite bit:
"TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD! RAAR! VENGENCE! DESTRUCTION! CHAOS! RAAAAAAR!"
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# as a first time corpse buyer
I find I can only afford small children
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Ever considered
renting?
(otterDave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# could get a biggin
then charge for lodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i wont sleep to night
arrrrrrgh
woo lovely mash
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)