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# Anecdote
Last night, while partaking of some live music on the Renfrew Ferry, I noticed a Police boat speeding past. They came to a stop and pulled a ned (aka pikey, scally, townie, etc) from the water, who had apparently fallen in.

Now, two things:

(a) They're helping him out of the water before he drowns and he's trying to take them all on at once.

(b) He still had his Burberry cap on. At the requisite 45 degree angle.

I laughed. Heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# it's out of stories like that
that legends are born


i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**

* may include wanking
** may also include wanking
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Tj: when you have a spare moment
(and, indeed, a spare hand)

why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:49, archived)
# why does
everyone go on about wanking all the time? is there something wrong with my hubby?

have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:50, archived)
# it's because i don't have a partner
that wanking features heavily
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# he
doesn't ever want to have sex either though... (hence me being horny all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# perhaps
he's impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)
# nope
nothing wrong with his bits, it's just his head
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I would have
thrown im back in
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)