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# it's out of stories like that
that legends are born


i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**

* may include wanking
** may also include wanking
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Tj: when you have a spare moment
(and, indeed, a spare hand)

why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:49, archived)
# why does
everyone go on about wanking all the time? is there something wrong with my hubby?

have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:50, archived)
# it's because i don't have a partner
that wanking features heavily
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# he
doesn't ever want to have sex either though... (hence me being horny all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# perhaps
he's impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)
# nope
nothing wrong with his bits, it's just his head
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)