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# my friends segregrated me by saying
they formed a 'top bananas club' where the clever people meet.

they said they had to build wheelchair ramps so stephen hawking can join.

i formed the top apples in response, but failed to appeal to the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Besides
if you are to compare yourselves them, it really should be oranges.

shouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i hoped to be original
an orange would be too similar to the colour of the banana, yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# For that matter then
WHy not pick a fruit with the oppisite color of yellow?

Purple? Umm... Boysenberries or Loganberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Top apples have a lot of google response
and a salute.

like hitler's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Well then
Good thing you didn't join, eh?

You might be segregating and encamping your fruit about now.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# can I be an apple?
please? I'm quiet and tidy and I don't eat much...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# okay, it's top secret though
i just emailed stephen hawking to ask if he will join us, so try and get hold of some wheelchair ramps
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# not a problem
my mummy has a wheelchair, will it help our cause if I nick that too?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# as long as the press don't find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# okay
I'll nick my mummy as well. She says she'd quite like to be an apple on the basis that apple juice is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# although she did seem quite disturbed
at me asking her if she'd mind being nicked to be an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# TOP apple.
the emphasis on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# psh...
guys are so lazy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)