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[challenge entry] At least
It hasn't been done before?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# that
is pretty good.. lol
(Black Phoenix, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# my friends segregrated me by saying
they formed a 'top bananas club' where the clever people meet.

they said they had to build wheelchair ramps so stephen hawking can join.

i formed the top apples in response, but failed to appeal to the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Besides
if you are to compare yourselves them, it really should be oranges.

shouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i hoped to be original
an orange would be too similar to the colour of the banana, yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# For that matter then
WHy not pick a fruit with the oppisite color of yellow?

Purple? Umm... Boysenberries or Loganberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Top apples have a lot of google response
and a salute.

like hitler's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Well then
Good thing you didn't join, eh?

You might be segregating and encamping your fruit about now.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# can I be an apple?
please? I'm quiet and tidy and I don't eat much...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# okay, it's top secret though
i just emailed stephen hawking to ask if he will join us, so try and get hold of some wheelchair ramps
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# not a problem
my mummy has a wheelchair, will it help our cause if I nick that too?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# as long as the press don't find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# okay
I'll nick my mummy as well. She says she'd quite like to be an apple on the basis that apple juice is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# although she did seem quite disturbed
at me asking her if she'd mind being nicked to be an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# TOP apple.
the emphasis on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# psh...
guys are so lazy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Ahhh.
No, really. Aha! That's clever. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# ok, is it Boron?
cos if so I am sadder than I ever thought I was before today.

evening and woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Yes
Boron.. the Fifth element on the peroidic table.

And good evening to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# yep
Boron

I memorized the periodic table in 4th grade... I was bored
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# #26?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Iron
I believe

edit:

Freaking table's right up there, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# I only know them in order
and not how they're spelt..

*counts on fingers*

never mind, it's Iron. I can spell that :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# for me it was something similar
I was about 11 years old and there was this song with an annoying tune singing the first however many of the elements at the beginning of the crap science videos we watched.

It's a decade on, why is it still in my brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# dunno
I still use it, since I'm in materials engineering (kind of)

that's why it's in mine
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# sadly I do not have that excuse
not even looked at a periodic table since I finished my GCSEs.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# the song's by Tom Lehrer,
to the tune of 'I am the very model of a modern Major-General' by gilbert and sullivan.
I'm sad to (say I) know it off by heart.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# that's the one!
I'm so glad it wasn't just me!

theeeeere's hydrogen and helium and lithium, beryllium, there's boron carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hehehe
that would be handy :)

I know one like that for the us states, so I can say them all in alphabetical order.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# but you remembered them in order,
which is much better. Lehrer jiggled them around so they rhyme.
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminIum, selenium...
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ah right
the one I'm thinking of relied more on rhythm, but it was that modern major general crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I could list them all
but I won't, because I'm lazy and it would bore you
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# marvel
ous ;)
(Seanyk0, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# ...
...zzz..zzZZz... can somebody post now?
(Black Phoenix, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Why don't you freaking post?
I rather like my entry!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# the fifth element is surprise.
boron is also the fifth element. that's quite surprising, so boron = surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# how so?
WAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)