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# I don't think I am
Can't remember a post which would have condemmed me.

Unless laughing at other posts counts.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# sorry, but it counts
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Bugger
I'll be needing this then.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I can't
I don't believe in it :-D

atheism rules
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# you're
going to hell because you don't belive in god
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh,
the irony.

Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.

Shucks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I also
am a Heretic, apparently.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# doesn't work that way
heheh
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Whereas
You will never realize that there isn't a god, because when you die there is no afterlife for you to realize anything in.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and we're back to pascal's wager
*converts*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Pascal's wager only makes sense
in the Catholic or Burn In Hell dichotomy that was around in Pascal's time. Now, there are thousands of sects that all have claims of "believe in us or burn in hell or our equivalent thereof", and so it's useless.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hmm... i'm pretty sure
that if you are unaware of the bible you only go to limbo (which is where all the women are, so that's alright). so all we have to do is eliminate the missionaries
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# True,
provided you have been a virtuous person.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# wanting to go to limbo because it has women
probably wasn't that virtuous...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Quite.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I don't have to wager.
I'm confident enough.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# we're
going to die a horrible burny death, don't worry.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# It does.
Sorry but you're joining us.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Oh yes,
I'm sure to be the first one there!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)