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# Name spelling is tough
I just ordered some food here in the cafeteria in Mumbai/India, and told them my family name 'Heilmann'.

Now I got a bill with the handwritten title
'Hymen'
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:29, archived)
# With cherry sauce?
Morning all - isn't it hideous to be back at work again?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Yes,
fucking hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Agreed
..but I finished work two hours ago, and have been filled with hummus ever since..
the pub's closed today, so I just sat around here making things.

still, can't sleep here, so I better head home..

and get really motherfucking stoned!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# I still have 20 mins
before I have to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# SHOP A KITTEN!
then
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# I have no hummus
and I have no skill. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:44, archived)
# that doesn't stop
any of us!

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# exactly
skills can be obtained, hummus flows through your veins as soon as you sign up
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)