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# Well would you use them?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# that should be a compo
"If supermarkets made..."

and happy birthday
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Supermarkets
do make condoms
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah but
Tesco Value?!?!

well it was better in my head I suppose
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I know...
Was just saying
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I hate Tesco value.
They got me through studenthood, but I never want to see them again. But woo, by the way.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# oooh posh kid
I had to make do with kwick save 'no frills'
- does anyone know if they still make you pay for your bags (and recruit from care in the community)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# You wouldn't be saying posh if
you'd ever eaten Tesco value mince.
*shudder*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# The chicken pies
aren't half bad though
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# *boik*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# not in the traditional sense
they don't look like chicken, they don't smell like chicken, and they don't taste like anything that ever even considered being a chicken, but if you approach them with an open mind and don't expect chicken, they're really quite edible.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Faux-chicken.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# "every little helps"
nice idea - physically existant enough to honestly say 'yes, of course I've got protection', yet cheap enough to fall apart within the first 10 seconds, thereby not compromising feelings.

Not that I'd know - I just started dating a virgin, so I ain't getting any
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# You'd better hope that
she doesn't see this then!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i'm safe
she isn't interwebbed
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Hang on in there, man.
You'll be hymen climbing soon.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)