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# Arf!
poor monkey scrotum face is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oooh, hello, you
So, still no sign of Chumley, eh? Did the vindaloo down Brick Lane not do the trick?
Edit/ Oooh, how rude of me, woo to your lovely pic, thebear. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Nothing at all!
Currys did not work. She is going for accupuncture tonight to try and induce.

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Bummer.
I'm heading out down your way shortly - coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# That would be lovely!
You buying?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Can do.
Why, you feeling skint?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Nah
just chancing my arm!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Well, after the
comment below, I would think you'd be too ashamed of yourself to try cheek, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Was only joshing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hmm, well
we'll see about that *schoolmarm*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I keep telling you
SHAG
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# A rough shag?
I assume you're talking about pipe tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Have been shagging for Scotland!
But still nothing. It is a bit odd too, had to dig out the old Sick Boy Book of positions to try feasible ones.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I reckon blow jobs should be easy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Yup. But if the baby is in the right position then you get both at once.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hell
now

immediately

do not pass go
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ;D
Have I overstepped the mark this time?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Well, only your
conscience can tell you that...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# my what?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I rest
my case.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Eww eww eww
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# no there is a natural 'inducer' in jizzum
in fact the drug they use is a synthetic variation...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I bet this "FACT"
was brought to you by a man. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# t'was the midwife actually
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Fake Cum?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Men faking orgasms....
...how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Prostaglandin gel
is the preferred method of induction
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)