If you shag them on the edge of a cliff......they push back onto you and the fear makes them clench more too.
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sick_boy,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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Again, roll them over.I'm pretty sure one look at your face would scare them enough to make them clench. *8)
(,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22,
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My face......is a chiseled manly one with a soupcon of boyish good lookery, I'll have you know! Sheep go moist just gazing upon me, as do ladies......and sometimes men.*
* may contain traces of lie
(* may contain traces of lie
sick_boy,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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I know I do thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33,
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Punch it in the back of the head when you're on the vinegar strokes.If you do it right, it passes out, and all the right muscles tighten at the right time. Sorry, did I just share too much?
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charliedontsurf,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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you've beenthinking about that way too much....
( youknowyouloveit,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28,
archived)
It's called the donkey punch.Unscrupulous people do it to women they're shagging fudgeways.
( charliedontsurf,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32,
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wellthat's really horrible.
Does it ever occur to you that you can just not mention these things to other people, who might not know about them?
(Does it ever occur to you that you can just not mention these things to other people, who might not know about them?
Dr Phil Kitten,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:47,
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Actually, no, not usually.I know it's horrible, and I'd never advocate it's use, or the use of any of the others that I know about, but I read too much Viz, so my sensibilities are kind of deadened. Sorry to offend, loike.
( charliedontsurf,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51,
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Don't worry, you have a dutyto offend and inform, a bit like the BBC charter but better
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Pootle,
Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58,
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