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# The philosophical gas man reads the meter.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# He's
lucky that tree hasn't fallen over by now.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# maybe they should put some recording equipment on it
to see if it makes a sound
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# would the noise it may or may not record
be that of the tree falling over, the sound equipment falling over, both, or neither?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# all of the above
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# how can it be
both neither AND both at the same time?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# You should read my dissertation on Beckett for some
non/un-answers to that.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# you're
an odd, odd man.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# aha - I hear you had a hot date on Saturday and could not join us for the fireworks.
Did you break into the School for the Blind again?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# i was at the
fireworks, but i decided that introducing the hopefully future mrs stouffer to you lot could only end in tears.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# so you've yet to make her cry then?
btw - did you ever get round to doing the pyramid this year?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# well, i managed
to piss her off quite a lot a while back, but the details of that shall remain a secret. or ask zero. sadly there were no pyramids this year as i was too busy working. *sigh*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# that's great
cucking flass!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ooh!
philosophy! on a monday? Will one of those trees fall down later? will it make a sound?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Heh
Does he have a Catholometer attached to the Pope too?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# wet pants

can we have some sensible time please... i'm getting through my underwear rather quickly.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# get some incontinence
pants. That should help
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)