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# My hands
specifically?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# yeah,
they're weeeird.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# sometimes i wish
you'd never taken that job as a blacksmith.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# That said, DB does craft
the finest cutlasses in all these lands...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i'd expect someone who took such care in crafting them
would take great care in other areas of their life.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'm too busy rescuing girls from zombie pirates to bother with the smell of my hands
/orlando bloom.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# sadly not
her taste in men leaves a lot to be desired
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i meant
her driving.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I'm a fucking
great driver
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# they always smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)