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# wellllllllllllllll
there's this mummy bee and a daddy bee.

The mummy bee has...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# funny fucker.
You'll have to do that talk for real one day.

Im going to tell my son this...
"pick a filthy one son. They'll teach you everything.".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# "What, like Mummy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# and I'll say...
"yes young moses. Just like mummy".

Currently winding my good lady up by saying I want to call my first boy Moses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but he'll turn around and say
"dad, I already know" before astounding you with tales of a wide and varied sexual career.

or go "euuuurgh! people like doing that???
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# in answer to the first, I'd ruffle his hair, and say "thats my boy!"
If the second happened, I'd feel dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Absolutely
The former is infinitely more normal.
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my dad didnt even bother.
It was apparent that I had a good idea of what went on anyway.

I dont know how anybloke doesnt figure it out. I mean, you have that toy when you are young, with the blocks, and the holes shaped like the blocks. After that kind of training at an early age, its all intuition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# wow!
you are so right!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)