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# 3D thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# am i supposed to be turned on??
or is it just the way im sat??

w/y/h
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# mmmm, green knickers.
Tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yes but the question we all really want to ask is..
....why wicker??
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# wicker knickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# well why not?
i'd wear them and im a bloke
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# wicker isn't the most flexible of materials
but it makes up for this in fashionability
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# How about Alan Whicker in knickers
working for Vickers?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Yes, but not our moon.
I want Titan, 10th* moon of Jupiter.


*or something
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# at least they'd be easy to clean.
Quick rinse under the tap, and you are done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# that makes them
official student gear
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# That's how I clean my pants anyway.
Sometimes I even take them off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm. I could do with one of those.
How much?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# run for your lives
EARTHQUAKE
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *FACT*
i have been in a 7.2 on the richer scale.
v scary.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# The richer scale?
Is this some kind of grading system dreamt up by hacks at the Sunday Times magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# the richer scale?
thats the biscuit measuring scale isnt it? The one with fig rolls at 1, and extra thick rich tea at 10?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# this
is correct.
right in the middle are jammy dodgers.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# That kind of works
if you alternately wink each of your eyes at a frequency of 10 Hz.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# you know
i tried that then. i am a fool and no it didnt work and now my eyes are watering
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# What are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# the clothes that i sleep in
silly
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# So your naked, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i'd like to say yes
but im mute
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Factoid
The first 3D projections used a shutter system with alternating projectors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# you've been listening to radio 2
haven't you??!?
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# they still do
try an imax 3d film - but they are soo fast it's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# ooh weird
how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# put your leg on the chair
hold the bright thing and off you go
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# that's you isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of my
pupils
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# wellllllllllllllll
there's this mummy bee and a daddy bee.

The mummy bee has...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# funny fucker.
You'll have to do that talk for real one day.

Im going to tell my son this...
"pick a filthy one son. They'll teach you everything.".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# "What, like Mummy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# and I'll say...
"yes young moses. Just like mummy".

Currently winding my good lady up by saying I want to call my first boy Moses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but he'll turn around and say
"dad, I already know" before astounding you with tales of a wide and varied sexual career.

or go "euuuurgh! people like doing that???
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# in answer to the first, I'd ruffle his hair, and say "thats my boy!"
If the second happened, I'd feel dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Absolutely
The former is infinitely more normal.
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my dad didnt even bother.
It was apparent that I had a good idea of what went on anyway.

I dont know how anybloke doesnt figure it out. I mean, you have that toy when you are young, with the blocks, and the holes shaped like the blocks. After that kind of training at an early age, its all intuition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# wow!
you are so right!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# It's fairly easy
All you need to do is take the first picture, move a bit to the side and take the second picture.
I did when I took this tremendous photo (btw: It's real!)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# WOW!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I promise:
It is!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# don't get it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# hm...
no, that one doesn't work for me

neither does the picture
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# cor...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)