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# funny fucker.
You'll have to do that talk for real one day.

Im going to tell my son this...
'pick a filthy one son. They'll teach you everything.'.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# "What, like Mummy?"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# and I'll say...
"yes young moses. Just like mummy".

Currently winding my good lady up by saying I want to call my first boy Moses.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but he'll turn around and say
"dad, I already know" before astounding you with tales of a wide and varied sexual career.

or go "euuuurgh! people like doing that???
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# in answer to the first, I'd ruffle his hair, and say "thats my boy!"
If the second happened, I'd feel dissapointed.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Absolutely
The former is infinitely more normal.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my dad didnt even bother.
It was apparent that I had a good idea of what went on anyway.

I dont know how anybloke doesnt figure it out. I mean, you have that toy when you are young, with the blocks, and the holes shaped like the blocks. After that kind of training at an early age, its all intuition.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# wow!
you are so right!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)