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# Just found my Dads scrap book and had to share...
I had heard he had something to do with
endoscopes, but I didn't realise that he
was this involved! So much I didn't know,
and now he's gone.
(Only shopped to fit on screen)

Fred Jones OBE MRAeS CEng 1920-2003
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# how long ago was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# About 1963
But that was just the release date of the information.

Key hole surgery - the whole lot - all came from this first step. I am in awe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Fantastico!
are you working on continuing the family name?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Kind of...
..Continuing the blood line, me being the son and all.

I changed my name (family politics - My mother is a complete and utter bitch). My Dad understood, and as Shakespeare said -
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet - it's the blood and heart that counts, and not the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Marvellous!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Monkfish.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# It's quite disturbing that they needed a quarter inch hole then,
and can do it with a tiny little hole now. Progress, it's like change, only worse.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I've never had a pocket full
of progress though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# You've never lived.
You can throw it at people's faces and make them all wrinkly.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# well i am going to jack this thread right here
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030901/tc_nm/autos_toyota_prius_dc
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# yay
for fark
(norumbegan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# my sincerest condolencess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I'd like to thank your dad
for being instrumental in me not having to worry about a colon tumour for a few years.

I'm drinking a toast of caixhaca to him right now

(you could have made it a bit smaller though Mr Jones)
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Oooer!
Poor chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Face it.
He was really designing it to fit inside dildos for "special interest" films.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# have you got any to swap?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Odd how things turn out isn't it!
Hadn't though of it that way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Oh, Baz
Try not to be so restrained. You'll get an ulcer. Something that could be diagnosed with an endoscope...

Incidentally, can I thank HK's dad for letting me see the inside of my stomach? It wasn't as interesting as I thought it might be, but that's hardly Fred's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)