There is no 'right side of the Pennines'
You're all Northern scum, AND I should know, I married one. Even he wants to move back to London.
Actually that came out sounding harsh. I don't wish to fight - please accept the following picture:
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05,
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Actually that came out sounding harsh. I don't wish to fight - please accept the following picture:
But...
...you are all soft southern pansies to me.
And I'll take you all on at once, ya basssars....
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07,
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And I'll take you all on at once, ya basssars....
Hear hear!
they've lived on a slightly warmer end of the country for the last time!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09,
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Fact...
...England is sinking and Scotland is rising. They'll all want to live here in a few thousand years.
Bastards.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10,
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Bastards.
Consider
me pacified.
Milky with two sugars would be dee-lish!
How's life on planet Womble-Kitten?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08,
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Milky with two sugars would be dee-lish!
How's life on planet Womble-Kitten?
I respect flowers...
...I respect their tasty nectar.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12,
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I think i'm ODing
on the love here guys...
Can we ease off a little?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12,
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Can we ease off a little?
yes
it's an agism/sexism thing - I'm an older male, you're a young female... you're meant to be the object of such comments, not the creator!
still, don't let that stop you, oh no!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:24,
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still, don't let that stop you, oh no!
*muffled squealing, and sounds of spadework*
there: to save time I have now dug myself a big hole, and stuck my feet in my mouth
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:34,
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No, I said i
thought i'd had enough. I've taken a vote, and do know what? There's always room for dessert...
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