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# AND ME
Alternatives to what exactly?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# alternatives
to my teddy-bear, I think.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O

D-I-L-D-O

And Dildo was his name-o

Or am I being too childish? :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# possibly.
to be honest, I don't think I've ever woken up looking at a dildo.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# There are so many
jokes to be made here...but I shall refrain from making them.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes
I was tempted to say something about a certain person but I refrained. We must be nice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# We are nice,
I could give you some alternatives.

*shy smile, waggly eyebrows, cheeky wink*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)