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# Every now and then you need a little ahhhh moment
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Kill it, KILL IT!

/froths
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Lovely!
just...lovely!

great work!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# brings a warm glowing feeling
to this cold, harsh Tuesday morning.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# It does, it does!
It makes this world a nice happy place to live in again, just like the old days!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Ah
piss off. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck you too, cock jockey!
:)

Morning to yourself!, how is one and all today?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# One is
very well sir, and your good self a ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Tired!
Very tired. I couldn't be arsed going sleep and now I've got to go job shop, hand in some aplication forms then goto my old place of work and hand my security pass back in...When I get back home I can go bed I supose, but I want to go bed now:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# aww!
what a nice image to wake up to!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Reading your profile,
I could give you some "alternatives" :0)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# "alternatives"?
you've lost me there. I need someone to explain. I'm not properly awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# And me,
alternatives to what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# AND ME
Alternatives to what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# alternatives
to my teddy-bear, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O

D-I-L-D-O

And Dildo was his name-o

Or am I being too childish? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# possibly.
to be honest, I don't think I've ever woken up looking at a dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# There are so many
jokes to be made here...but I shall refrain from making them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes
I was tempted to say something about a certain person but I refrained. We must be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# We are nice,
I could give you some alternatives.

*shy smile, waggly eyebrows, cheeky wink*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# 21, single, hormonal
it says,

I was wondering what types of images you normally wake up to ?!?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Well,
I'm still confused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I think
he's trying to chat her up in a "shy 14 year old boy" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# It's 8.46am
that's too early for any brian...OR BRAIN FOR THAT MATTER! to be working at that rate...stop confusing us:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# ah, I see
you're attempting to come on to me.

That doesn't work for at least another half-hour. Unless you are Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# It was
a pretty poor attempt at that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Kids these days eh?!

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
they do need Tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# maybe
www.tutorialsforkidstolearnhowtoimpressandnotconfusewomenat8inthemorning.com could be a start!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I usualy wake up
to the image of my ceiling, so unless you sleep with your face pressed up against the monitor, I'd say you're lying;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# my body has been concious for about 20 minutes
but I'm not properly awake until I've logged on to b3ta and started my cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# awww
with all this sweetness there's no need to sugar my tea : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)