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# flesh coloured body suits
with unrealistically large appendages attached
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha!
"And so, with my penis slung over my shoulder, I climbed back over the barrier and made my escape."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yes!
made Blue Peter-style from tights.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just
sellotape a cucumber to your leg under the suit
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)