flesh coloured body suits
with unrealistically large appendages attached
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Pootle,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51,
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ahahahahahahahahaha!
"And so, with my penis slung over my shoulder, I climbed back over the barrier and made my escape."
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52,
archived)
Yes!
made Blue Peter-style from tights.
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MissPrism,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52,
archived)
just
sellotape a cucumber to your leg under the suit
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vork and burlap,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53,
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