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# Attention British Citizens!
It is your civic *duty* to bare your bum at George W Bush at every given opportunity when arrives for his official visit.

Please ensure that your arse is properly cleansed and moisturised for the occasion.



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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# shan't
and you can't make me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'd prefer to
show him my shitty arse
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Splendid.
I'll adjust my diet so I can do a tubgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I got told off
for linking to tubgirl. I still feel the scarring even now...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# what if people
want to bum their bears instead?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# It sounds a little
dangerous to me.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# cub get
you into trouble
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I suppose so
you'd meet a grizzly end.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I'd just have
to grin and bear it.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I'd rather get everyone to start chanting BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS etc
at every opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Now, that has potential.
Alternatively "Bollocks". Thanks to the efforts of the Sex Pistols and John Mortimer, it's officially not an obscene word.
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
the snaaaaaake, the snaaaaake
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# weebl at his finest
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I agree,
there is none, nor aught there be, on gods green earth, finer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# yeah!
thats the best idea I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaaddddddddgggggggggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my burd...
...has a t-shirt which proudly declares that she pokes badgers with spoons.

is this illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Cute idea
but isn't there something you could do to make the pictures unusable without getting arrested for indecent exposure?
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# wear flesh
coloured pants
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Dance costume shops
sell flesh-coloured bodystockings that look nudey from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# and you could
draw a crack, I suppose

I do like the badgers idea, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# flesh coloured body suits
with unrealistically large appendages attached
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha!
"And so, with my penis slung over my shoulder, I climbed back over the barrier and made my escape."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yes!
made Blue Peter-style from tights.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just
sellotape a cucumber to your leg under the suit
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# how about dressing up as flesh coloured badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# that's the sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# dress up as badgers
and sing
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# LOOK out!
the guy in the background has a missile launcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# LOL!
He does and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You know, I feel about as inclined...
to show Bush my arse because I'm told to as I feel able to take him seriously. That is all.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)