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# it does
Dutchbird thought I was a girl for a while.
(This was before she met me)
Then I am not the most macho of men
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# You're in touch with your feminine side.
Girls like that. As long as you don't wear their clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# some of them
don't mind a bit of cross dressing, it's when you ladder their tights, there trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# And you know
you'll never fit your feet into their best pair of heels.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# who need their
heels?
The girls who go out with me only seem to wear flat shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# That's because you're only 4'8"
It'd be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Why?
Why? I just don't understand - why?
High heeled pointy girly shoes are the BEST. 1000% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yes
for a long time, I'd only ever wear boots, that had decent cuban heels.
But you can only buy shoes like that from 'specialist' shops now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i feel your pain
it's a bugger gettin' a decent cuban heel now, innit
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# oooh I have a lovely pair
of cuban-heel mules I got from a shop on Kings Road - I'm sure they'd do your size....
oh, you didn't mean it like that, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# almost
but not quite
and i doubt they'd do a size 10 anyway
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I don't really do mules
but actually I do need to get some more, as all my shoes are dying, I've been forced to wear trainers for the first time in 10 years
edit: Anyway enough, I'm off home, see some of you in hopefully less than an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Well, obviously
it's a pair of 14-hole DMs for you then - noone would ever call you a girl wearing those!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# no
they would think I was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Ah yes,
there's the cheerful, optimistic Pootle we know and love.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# they're okay, but not the best
I hate to be significantly taller than my bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# get a taller bloke
it's the only sensible answer
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Well, seeing as I'm
only 5'2", it's not that much of a challenge for me to find a taller bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# was the original pootle
a girl?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't think so
to be honest it's hard to sex a prepubescent flump.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yeah
but baz and sunshine elephant would be happy to try
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)