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# GRRRRR
I saw a loverly set o' norks when I left the rub a dub dub on the way to the footy.
I'd have given her one, and her mate, she was gagging for it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# There you go!
Now, that wasn't so hard difficult - was it?

Grrr, you're such a man!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# now I've just got to learn
how to swagger like my football sized gonads are at risk of bruising my knees
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# And don't
forget to spit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# ooh you're very good at this
you'd probably make a better man than me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# *shudders*
What an awful thought. I am glad to say, I do not suffer from penis envy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)