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# but what about the joke?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# a man walks into a doctor and exclaims
'i'm hurting all over!'

the doctor says continue,

so he points to his arm, ow
his leg, ow
his head, ow
his foot, ow
his groin, ow
his stomach, ow

the doctor says, 'i think it's a broken finger'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# that's a rather good joke
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i made sure the joke was 280 pixels wide
for the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
#
fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
pootle!

how's u?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# not bad, sir
and you?

Sorry to read of you being beaten up, what was that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# not alot.
there's always some nutter somewhere.
i was defending my locals' barmaid...
and got punched about 10ft over the pub.
wasn't nice... believe me
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# that's a shit
I suppose there's no way of budgeting for nutters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# at least i can smile now...
without grimacing in pain :)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I'm sure it's made you look
all ruged or rugged, I don't know how it's spelt.
I don't mean like a carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# i've just had a shave
the first since i got covered in bruises...
but hey! I always look rugged
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)