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# She's really let herself go, you know, has Catherine B3ta Jones...


If this hasn't been done before, I'll eat my snood. And do I care? Not in the slightest.

How dare anybody suggest that I have too much time on my hands?

Edit: Damn! And it's rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I quite like it
I bet that's what would happen if she discovered b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Well, it's
what has happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I don't recall it being done before.
Incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# and she was so slim as Catherine Cheetah Jones too....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# hmmm
that is good id agree but id also agree that it must have been done before (surely!)
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Ha ha
You can't tell Kitten is down the pub without you, can you...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Well, i had an all-day bender on
Canvey Island yesterday, so fair's fair. She said she'd be back about 9, so I'm guestimating approx 2 tomorrow morning with a penguin tattooed on her forehead. That Smirny is a bad influence, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I sincerely hope
you're kidding about Canvey Island..!
(If not, I'd like to know why I weren't invited).

Don't worry, I don't think Lora is going to be there, so everyone is probably safe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# That Lora? What has she been up to, then?
The Canvey Island trip was loosely football related. I drank 8 cans of lager on the train and passed out and approximately 5.00. Fortunately, I caught my second wind at about 6.00 and managed to keep going until midnight. I'm fucking paying for it today, though - not just hangover, either. Genuine not-wellness. Serves me right for getting spasticarsholed.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Spazz my name
and you should quickly find the photos Fnord posted last night.

Pretty much everything except the props was done by Lora (I believe).

Why on earth you'd want to go to Canvey Island for anything let alone a football related piss-up is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)