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# only `shop of the night


.. just cos she`s a minger
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ah yeah
It's okay to be merely amused by ugly men, but ugly women? Ugly women must be hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Go to the Saatchi Gallery
Pay money. See her work.

She deserves your hatred. Ugliness and womanliness aside.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
have seen it, a couple of times, and quite like it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Not only that, but she's
fucking top when she's ratarsed.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# and
she's nice to her cat. She spent whole days crying and looking for it when it went missing, and all the help posters she put up to find it got nicked by "art-lovers" who thought they might be worth a bob or two. The gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# And she makes
a proper cup of tea. So, she loves cats, drinks to excess and gets entertaining, hijacks the media and makes tea in the pot. Really, I don't know what b3tans have against her, when she's pretty much one of us by temperament.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# moreover
she has a thing about corsetry and often goes out with an astonishingly squished cleavage on full view.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I liked her more
after she edited the guardian magazine one saturday.

Partly cos there was an article by her cat.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Perhaps I was
a bit harsh on her then :P
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# work?
she pissed in a filthy bed and called it art.
thats not work.
ive seen much better on the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# And WORK is a
good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I dont get it
:0 I hate being blonde :'(
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# It's art, darling.
She's quite famous. Google for Tracy Emin.

[edit]You could always stop with the peroxide?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# oh thanx 4 that
so basically crazy lady who makes crazy stuff in to art... got ya!
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# not so much
"makes stuff into art" as calls any old shite art - a slightly (significantly) more ugly Damien Hurst
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Sorry
about earlier Doc, you must've thought I was a right cunt for not twigging the Mafioso connections...

I feel this big
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Cunt?
Not at all. Just lovely and innocent, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Thanks
I must be really naive/innocent if I couldn't work that out...

EDIT : Congrats on your wedding, I can't remember whether I said at the time or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# no no
you're sweet and lovely. LIVE WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Cheers :D
and see my message above, again...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ooh ta.
Most kind of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# have
a squizz here

art.... fart
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)