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# FIRST POST? FIRST POST YOU SAY???
STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is 'bandwidth stealing'

2) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

3) Don't feed the trolls

4) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Standard b3tan welcome
Hmm.. pick 3 of the seven deadly sins, you say.. well, in that case, I think it'll have to be...

#2 - Kitten furtling
#5 - Spork coveting
and of course
#6 - Walrus polishing

Bandwith stealing naughty. Will bear that in mind.. anyways, my grilfiend has very kindly given me some space on her website to host my pics..

Shopping kittens? Would that be to the police, the feds, or the RIAA?

Don't feed the trolls? heh.. as a regular slashdotter I know this only too well :)

Stick it up your arse?.. What.. -again-?

Anyways, thanks all for the warm welcome.. my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I hit refresh about 10 seconds after posting my pic, and saw all the replies :)
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# we're all fluffy here.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# too cute...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nohands
Clive
and
Earnest T Bass...
is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# not sure about the
walrus polishing, I think that's still a crime in darker parts of suvvern england, but I'm in the north so watch me not care! Greetings an' that. Pull up a carpet, open a kitten and 'shop a floor.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)