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# First Post (Woo, yay, etc.)


Hullo, all.. Well, this is my first post to b3ta - I've been a lurker for a long time, so I figured it was about time I signed up.

This is also pretty much my first attempt at potatoshopping anything, so please.. be gentle

fwiw, abbey road and furtive bear came from the b3ta starter kit, and the VW came from a google image search

And yes, I know I just booked myself an express ticket to hell with this pic :)


So.. hi, all, and stuff :)

-- RichardX
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
excelent first post

woo!

welcome, you'll never leave, don't click on any links marked NSFW i post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# maybe
you just shouldn't post those.
I must have sat for 5 minutes with my jaw open watching that damned video of yours.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahahahaa
the fact is that you did watch it, i didn't force you.

therefore you had some sick desire to see a bloke pierce his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# HOW DID YOU STAND THE PAIN!?
and i didn't know what it was going to be until it started playing.
yes, i just click on NSFW links without looking at the posts around them.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# pain?
V. little involved.

and you didn't have to watch the whole thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# apparently, note the word APPARENTLY, the scrotum is very numb to pain, owing to the fact that there arent many nerves in that area.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# that's 100% of fact
it's the balls that hurt, the skin isn't at all sensititve
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# then allow me to give you a swift kicking
in said scrotum and we shall see....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no doubt that'll hurt
but pinch the skin, just the skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# erm..... ok
come over here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# fuck that
i may as well just pierce myself live at the next bash.

that'll do it ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# splendid idea
=)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hehe
either that or find a willing subject
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# keep looking mate
night night all
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehe
night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# well
that's not going to encourage him to post more, AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# *smacks forehead in comical "BONK!" stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hehe,
you said 'bonk' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# he he he...



bonk....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# the live/video piercings are private now
same with newer piccies, but i will keep you upt dat with my username
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# thanks,
I think. I trust you got home OK? Or are you still at castle spacefeesh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehe
i'm home, left castle spacefish on the 26th
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# he won't know
what to do with himself now!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# he's got
a yellow traffic cone, and a shitload of plasticene to keep him company
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# phew, as
long as he's happy that's OK. Since you spent so long up there are you planning a northern move?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# it's a thing to consider
but atm, it's far cheaper to stay at home :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I thought that,
till I moved......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# well costs here are £0
moving would cost money, this bad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I thought that,
till I moved :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Hello
:)
The Abbey Road Bandwagon was one of my favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# nice job
on the pic
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# You just killed the only ones left alive!
Well done that man!
Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave... and all that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# "John... George...
it appears there's been a clerical error. You're free to go."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I wish
I fuckin' wish
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I can't honestly say I care either way.
Not a great Beatles fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Paul is dead....
...apparently
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# HOME
OF THE BAGUETTE?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Whodoyawhatnow?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I've read that conspiracy
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# whats got three legs and lives on a farm?




The McCartneys.



Ithankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# menage a trois


mistakes can be made you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# No point reinventing the wheel
when the jobs been done.

May I second your welcome?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehehe
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# hooray!
hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woo!
ive wanted to do that for fucking years.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# HA
I'll buy that for a dollar!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# FIRST POST? FIRST POST YOU SAY???
STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"

2) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

3) Don't feed the trolls

4) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Standard b3tan welcome
Hmm.. pick 3 of the seven deadly sins, you say.. well, in that case, I think it'll have to be...

#2 - Kitten furtling
#5 - Spork coveting
and of course
#6 - Walrus polishing

Bandwith stealing naughty. Will bear that in mind.. anyways, my grilfiend has very kindly given me some space on her website to host my pics..

Shopping kittens? Would that be to the police, the feds, or the RIAA?

Don't feed the trolls? heh.. as a regular slashdotter I know this only too well :)

Stick it up your arse?.. What.. -again-?

Anyways, thanks all for the warm welcome.. my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I hit refresh about 10 seconds after posting my pic, and saw all the replies :)
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# we're all fluffy here.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# too cute...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nohands
Clive
and
Earnest T Bass...
is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# not sure about the
walrus polishing, I think that's still a crime in darker parts of suvvern england, but I'm in the north so watch me not care! Greetings an' that. Pull up a carpet, open a kitten and 'shop a floor.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Woo!
and welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Or...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I believe...

...it's something you're born with...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# And...


It's been going on for centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I hope you're not going to be anything like Malcolm X.
We're not like that round here, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# what? black?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Only my heart is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# and your nails.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# and your ears.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# ROLF...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I loved
that song you did with Liberty X
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Damn you,
I was going to say that.
(tomsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# LibertyX
You.. evil.. swine!

I'll have you know I had this nick long before that impostor came on the scene!.. besides.. Nsync were much more my flav-aah.
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# welcome
to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# nice pic!
(and welcome!)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Much better than my first :o) And all of mine actually...
Welcome aboard! Say farewell to getting work done!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)