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# TJ (can't help it!)
Did you hear about the woman with no legs who won the strawberry picking contest?

Jammy cunt!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# What's the name of
her other leg?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Jamaica
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Uckfield
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Well,
there's no need for that.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# tee-hee-hee
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha...let's not start that again.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# But it's so funny!
There's a village outside Brighton called Cowfold.
I love that name but wouldn't have a clue as to how to go about it.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Cowfold is not
to far from me.
I think you have to start at the ankles.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Wow
Cow origami. Now there's a marketing opportunity with real potential.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Cowrigami,
the ancient of Cow Folding.
Hang on whilst I knock up a quick Crane.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Took me a while to understand that last sentence...
Thought process as follows:
a) You need a crane to lift the cow so you can fold it. Winches, pulleys, etc.
b) You are going to get a bird pregnant
c) The crane is a tradtional cowrigami thingy.

Wake up me!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# You see
how genius my comedy is.
I, like, work on soooo many levels, man. Like, wow.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# You're
pure comedy gold.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I have
dwarfs mining me.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I thought it said LIckfield
but i think it's worse now.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Lick it!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Lick it HARD!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# even worse
down the road from Cowfold is Lickfold ! 100% true, honest.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)