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# wait for it......
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I fancy David Blaine.
He has the arms and upper body of a lowland gorilla.

Hopefully not the penis of one though.

He is to be my new husband.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# it's all that black he wears
it goes to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I don't mind.
I'd love to have an egomaniac for a husband. They break more easily. I could get that one in a mental home in about 5 weeks.

Then it's spend, spend, spend!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# he's probably thrown away
all his money on some cult by now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I'll just have to fill the void left by the cult.
I'll just let him do me in the Gary.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ew.
is that named after mr barlow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Glitter!
Shitter.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear,
Gary Glitter = shitter.

I'd add you to THE LIST but you already seem to be on it...ah well.

*underlines name in red*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# ah ok,
this comes from not living in london
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I don't live
in London.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you don't need to
your intelligence expands into it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# You are both hicks then.
I'd NEVER allow myself to be caught living in one of those LUDICROUS cottages.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# There's
nothing wrong with an outside toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Nothing that a labotomy won't fix!
Really!!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# I remember the days
when you were too shy to even think about giving blow jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Well I've fucking changed, ALRIGHT?!
After all that abuse in the mental hossie, I have learned that sex can buy me love, and that a big pair of knockers can increase my bling levels.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I know you've changed,
I was just reminising.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Well reminisce away!
I'm totally mintcondition now, and don't need reminding of a time when I didn't even know what a penis was.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# YOu are
now a top bird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I do have a mole on my tumpsy that needs sorting.
But I have enough money now to really push my Hair & Beauty business THROUGH THE ROOF.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Rich and blessed
with Large Knockers, I'd shag you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Well, get in the queue man!
I might be able to squeeze you in at 4pm today.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Splendid,
I shall nip out and get the KY Jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# the thought of Dawn and Jelly
has just given me the judders.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# And me,
what was I thinking??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# wash your brain out...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# haha!
I hope the cunt dies.

In unrelated news, I now have 22 confimed names for the footy. Keep them coming.

No response from prospective opponents yet, but if we get another 10 or so, we could just play ourselves, which might be a bit fluffier.

We also need a ref :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# ah referees, "the human punchbag"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# haha
and I was going to offer* - until you said that!

*probably a lie as I doubt I'm even going to be there
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)