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# I fancy David Blaine.
He has the arms and upper body of a lowland gorilla.

Hopefully not the penis of one though.

He is to be my new husband.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# it's all that black he wears
it goes to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I don't mind.
I'd love to have an egomaniac for a husband. They break more easily. I could get that one in a mental home in about 5 weeks.

Then it's spend, spend, spend!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# he's probably thrown away
all his money on some cult by now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I'll just have to fill the void left by the cult.
I'll just let him do me in the Gary.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ew.
is that named after mr barlow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Glitter!
Shitter.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear,
Gary Glitter = shitter.

I'd add you to THE LIST but you already seem to be on it...ah well.

*underlines name in red*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# ah ok,
this comes from not living in london
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I don't live
in London.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you don't need to
your intelligence expands into it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# You are both hicks then.
I'd NEVER allow myself to be caught living in one of those LUDICROUS cottages.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# There's
nothing wrong with an outside toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Nothing that a labotomy won't fix!
Really!!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# I remember the days
when you were too shy to even think about giving blow jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Well I've fucking changed, ALRIGHT?!
After all that abuse in the mental hossie, I have learned that sex can buy me love, and that a big pair of knockers can increase my bling levels.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I know you've changed,
I was just reminising.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Well reminisce away!
I'm totally mintcondition now, and don't need reminding of a time when I didn't even know what a penis was.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# YOu are
now a top bird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I do have a mole on my tumpsy that needs sorting.
But I have enough money now to really push my Hair & Beauty business THROUGH THE ROOF.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Rich and blessed
with Large Knockers, I'd shag you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Well, get in the queue man!
I might be able to squeeze you in at 4pm today.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Splendid,
I shall nip out and get the KY Jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# the thought of Dawn and Jelly
has just given me the judders.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# And me,
what was I thinking??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# wash your brain out...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)