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# More updates
in my attempt at a Nigerian scam scam type scam
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# My aunt runs one of those.
Her name is Precious Dowadu.

She persuades dumb Europeans to part with $450 for a lifetime's worth of sanitary protection. She delivers lots of cheap sanny pads from Russia.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Has she had much success?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Well, she doesn't have to balance massive water pots on her head anymore.
And she has bought herself a "show-hut" just outside the village she grew up in.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I bet the rest of the village are jealous of her now
They'll probably vandalise her yak soon.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous!
She has a team of armed meerkats who shoot anyone who comes near.

(They identify loved-ones and family friends by weeing on them)
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Very swish
She'll be driving a Volvo soon.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# what's your local pub called?
Not that you attend, but what's the nearest one?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# It's called the Ancient Foresters.
Live Karaoke everyday, satellite tv, and singers who can break plate glass with the amount of vibrato they can give to a note.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I've heard of the Foresters
(not Philippa) they are a big oranisations of 'friends' and 'friends' of 'friends' for people that can't otherwise find 'friends' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# What the hell are you talking about?
IT'S JUST A PUB.

Albeit with the best pub singers in the whole universe.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Quality!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# yay!
thats great:)

(has replying to him opened up the spam 'flood gates' on your account?)

edit/ "and I scarred in heart, soul and goatse" - hehe
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Yes! I seem to be getting
a lot of "Live Botshaft fur Wozyck" emails ?!
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# "not because we are poor, no, we are just hating children"
made me spray Diet Coke out of my nostrils in a most unprepossessing manner.
Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)