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# BUT
IS IT REAL?????
(Squidge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# no shark.........
(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# the irony is
he photoshopped out a shark from a real pic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# The other day we were discussing how we wanted our bodies to be disposed of after we die
I quite fancy being chucked in the sea. I then came up with the idea of using my body as shark bait. I think this is a great idea, my family could jet off to the Caribbean, pay their respects and then watch a feeding frenzy, the like of which they'd never have seen without me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# They could always pop to the London Aquarium
and scatter you amongst the easter island headed shark (etc) tank, then they could come back and visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# They don't get the holiday then though...
But more people would be able to watch, maybe they could earn a bob or two.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# maybe just the head then in the Aquarium
the rest can be a private family affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Nice, I like the way you think.
There was a history program on the other day where whatever old corpse they were talking about was buried in Westminster, but his heart was buried out in the countryside near where he was born.
Bit grim, but a nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# And you thought
YOU were having a bad day!!!! LOL ROLF the MAYO guy!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)