Ugh!
I hate them.
Gotta go, my 11:30 filth session is coming up.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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Gotta go, my 11:30 filth session is coming up.
The other day we were discussing how we wanted our bodies to be disposed of after we die
I quite fancy being chucked in the sea. I then came up with the idea of using my body as shark bait. I think this is a great idea, my family could jet off to the Caribbean, pay their respects and then watch a feeding frenzy, the like of which they'd never have seen without me.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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They could always pop to the London Aquarium
and scatter you amongst the easter island headed shark (etc) tank, then they could come back and visit.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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They don't get the holiday then though...
But more people would be able to watch, maybe they could earn a bob or two.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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maybe just the head then in the Aquarium
the rest can be a private family affair.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29,
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Nice, I like the way you think.
There was a history program on the other day where whatever old corpse they were talking about was buried in Westminster, but his heart was buried out in the countryside near where he was born.
Bit grim, but a nice idea.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:31,
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Bit grim, but a nice idea.
And you thought
YOU were having a bad day!!!! LOL ROLF the MAYO guy!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:16,
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if your planning a sponsored skydive
dont do it over the sea (see above picture)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:15,
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that
tis fabulous. Best thing on the board so far today by miles
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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