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# But not with Barbara Cartland.
I loved her. And her vitamins.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# she wrote over 400 books in her lifetime!
thats almost 1 a year
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# So prolific.
I loved the way she'd slap her servants hands like naughty children, if they got something wrong!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# her hobby
was salmon fishing
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# In her cunt.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# i didn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Well, I can hardly expect you to, considering.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# considering what?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# YOU KNOW!
How are they? Has the cold weather brought them on again?
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# i did ask you
not to mention THEM again
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Look, you can't keep hiding yourself away like this.
So what if your arse looks like it's chewing toffees, so what if you stink to high Heaven!

You are a person and deserve love and respect from others.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# you sound
just like my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I am your mother.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!

;¬D
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# for the really badly behaved
she'd get the wooden spoon out.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I know.
Once I saw her slapping the face of a 2-week old baby for dribbling.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Although
she was better known for dribbling on 2 week old babies who'd slapped her
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I loved her eye make-up.
It looked like it really hurt. I also loved her hats, which often looked like looped cow intestines.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# from her cunt
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Yes.
Her cunt produced a thick syrup, rather like amber. There are many children still entombed in its sticky embrace.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# not to mention the
salmon that evaded her harpoon
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)