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# Are you getting enough sex?
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(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# erm
is it possible to get enough sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# in a word.
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# You should come down the Wagonwheel Bar with me!
I just know there are some nice boys down there for you.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Yes.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# what with a sore
tumpsy I suppose it would be quite easy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# It certainly brings a color to my cheeks.
Perhaps you need to damage yourself in some way?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# that's a wonderful idea Dawn
I may slice my thingy down the side, and insert some small ball bearings in the wound
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I think you should have someone hold you down.
I mean, you're such a pussy with pain and all, you might just scratch it or put pen on it to make us think you'd been self-harming.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# damn you've seen through my fake self harm
scheme, I just wanted to fit in with the cool kids, who like to stick metal through themselves.
Oh the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# I don't like this any more than you do.
Perhaps I can give your life new meaning with an asymmetrical bob and flags of all nations banjee nails?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# my hair is unkempt
and out of control, I could do with a consultation, then cut
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I know.
I'll just do a tea leaf reading for you. Ms Ajeleli has finished her cup now....

Well, don't put your beige headscarf in the tumble-dryer, and don't crash through a grocer's window if you don't want damaged kidneys from all the tinned fruit.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# There speaks
a female i think.
(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# They are all mad for my tumpsy.
And my personality too.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# runs off into corner
and hides
(Fort, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Well, if that's how you approach matters of sexual filfullment...
...I understand now.

Besides a corner is the worst place to hide.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Just look
at that bloke in the Blair Witch Project, didn't turn out too well for him in the corner
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I couldn't watch that piece of crap on principle.
It SO WASN'T SCARY!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# The second one certainly isn't
it's on par with The Avengers for awful films
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# THEY WERE BOTH CRAP!
You ACTUALLY saw the second one?

aha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm going out for sex with an old tramp now, so don't even BOTHER to respond.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Ok
Enjoy.
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I had sex with that Tramp, while Ms Ajeleli was looking.
She kept kissing her teeth all the way through to put me off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)